shouldnt:

when distant relatives try to kiss you

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whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus, via tightvaginas)

cooknut:

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via intensional)

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes
megablaziken:

megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school